By Pat Launer
It’s a wild time to be out of town
Nine openings this weekend — and counting down!
How does one choose? To which reply?…..
I think I’m better off in Kauai!
So I just gave up. I humbly surrender….
I’m an opening-missing equal-opportunity-offender.
But don’t think it’s just unadulterated cheek:
I’ll be back doing double-time, playing catch-up next week!
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